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jojometal: see... what I would have done if I was you is put on an away message like... I'm away avoiding all CS questions... but if you were asleep you'd be like... Hi, I'm johnny... asleep... but what if you're not... what if you're being molested by a group of rabid lice carrying midgets...? should I call the police? no... that would only make matters worse... it might turn into a hostage situation. They might use bananas as guns, and then when they pulled their bananas out, the police, mistaking the bananas for guns would shoot (sorta like in "the chase".. you know the movie with charlie sheen and that chick where uncle BJ comes to town in the car while he's driving.. I know you've seen that movie, but really, you haven't? I can't believe that.. I saw that movie way back in the day when I was like in 7th grade. I think that was the movie that made me decide to follow a career in porn... so one day I called this director and he set me up for an interveiw with a...
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