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Hey everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown? If you need a quick fix, pick them up, and stick my balls in your mouth.
Word up homey g-funk era dog. I'm down with the shizzle nizzle in the fizzle tonizzle. Tizzight? Coo. Wanna go blaze some wizzle??
Like totally rad dude. that freakin rocks. if i wasn't like a total stoner man, then i would suck your ass and like your twat. that would be rad. Man like totally. I wish that i had like 3 chicks to bone at the same time...that would be like totally out there. totally dude.
When do i hit 250 words so that i can just get one freakin paper so i don't fail my psych class again?? how many people fail psych 2301 twice?? not many...i would probably pass if i would just do my stinkin homework and take my tests. Then i wouldn't be in such a freakin pickle about this dang essay. Crap i hope that this put me over 250 words.
Damn! It didn't. So here's my fix, I'm 5'11 and sexy as hell! Chicks love my ...
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